It's strange to be a web marketing intern. Just a about a month ago I was Unemployed, before that I was something called a Marketing and Sales Consultant, before that I was in Marketing and Sales for the same company, and long before that I was just a person. I haven't been a person in a very long time.
Once I grew up, got a, job, house, kid and a car it was decided I would give up my humanity and become. It's a fair trade if you consider that I receive money now. I was never paid for the humanity.